All the men I never kissed
inspired by Kim Moore’s collection All the Men I Never Married
All the men I never kissed
Have grown grey and old
They’re unaware of what they missed
When I was young and bold
My friends were prettier and smart
I watched them lure lads in
And told my aching lustful heart
To wait for love, and sin
All the men I never kissed
Have grown old and grey
I’m unsure what I may have missed
Or if I got away
From eager hands and bruising lips
From love bites in a chain
And fumbling round with stubborn zips
Bursting with the strain
All those men now totter past
With sticks and dogs in tow
And I am mildly flabbergast
They’re bald and fat and slow
I’m older too and less concerned
To test a prince or frog
Forgive, forget I once was spurned
By men I longed to snog